Ode to Snow Day Predictor

Jin Schofield (9) – STAFF REPORTER

O Snow Day Predictor,

A bearer of hope for ample free time,

Your existence, I praise, a coincidence sublime.

Teller of fate, will I work another day?

Your number reveals truth, for at home will I stay?

When you had read ninety-nine, I squealed in delight,

Yet when you read ninety-nine, I now am suspicious at the sight.

For you are faulty and imperfect, amused at false hope,

It was a cruel, careless joke – my devoted trust you have broke.

Saccharine ninety-nines and neglectful fourteens,

Continue to toy with others’ emotions, waste your efforts, by all means.

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Our senses will not be corrupted, we know of the fallible truths you contain.

Yet, is this your fault, you heartless machine?

Perhaps not, for when there is a low chance, our hopes you do glean.

Perhaps, we have been far too gullible, innocent, naive,

When trusting a soulless website to determine a school day’s leave.

Probability, I urge, is now a necessary learned skill.

It allows us to refrain from unjustified optimism and thrill.

The future can rarely be determined by blocks of code and a screen.

To our misconceptions and misinterpretations, we have found our vaccine.

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