The Tenth Dentist

Ray Chen (10) | STAFF REPORTER

As I walked into the testing room, the buzz of conversation stopped. Out of respect or fear, I cared not. I only wanted to get these rounds of tests out of the way. 

“Welcome, Dr. John. With all ten dentists here, we can finally commence the trials for this new toothpaste.”

I sighed, not looking forward to another variation of the same handful of chemicals designed to keep the teeth of the masses ‘clean’ if you could call it that. I pushed the open button to my special testing toothbrush and put on a pair of white gloves. With a swoosh, the case opened. I carefully extracted it while my assistant brought me a sample of the toothpaste. I sat back on my chair and spread a pea-size drop of toothpaste on my toothbrush. Not expecting much, I put it in my mouth and started brushing. 

An explosion of flavour hit me. If ambrosia were real, this would taste akin to it. Colour swirled my vision and I shed a tear of ecstasy. The plaque in my gums was melted away and I could almost feel my teeth becoming stronger. 

“I approve! I approve, I approve, I approve!” I cried out. The dentists around me looked up in shock. 

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“What did you say?”

“I said I approve. It has the taste of pure euphoria and the effects of it are certainly no less.”

“No no no. This can’t be happening. You were supposed to be the infamous tenth dentist who never approved of anything! What are we to do now that ten out of ten dentists have approved? An unprecedented event! Surely the world will be thrown in turmoil now. I knew this toothpaste was too… good, but I still had hope… hope that you would be the one person to disapprove of it.”

“Well I’m sorry but I will not reverse my decision,” I stated firmly, “I had been on the search for the perfect toothpaste without rest. With this, I can finally take a break.”

“Since you are not willing to perform your one job correctly, I’m afraid we will have to find a replacement for you.”

That day, I learned two important lessons. First, no one is safe from the vicious notice of fire. Second, your opinion does not matter when it comes to the prestigious world of dentists.